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they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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