.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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