:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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