we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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