I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
