i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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