talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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