me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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