please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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