question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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