that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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