ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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