I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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