Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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