So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Green mimosas i think yes
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Randomize
