Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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