So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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