I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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