Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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