After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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