Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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