shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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