its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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