Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Brb crying the tears of my youth
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
