we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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