hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dicks are not precious.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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