People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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