JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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