How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Come on in and take your pants off
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