Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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