I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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