We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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