He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Thank you for not boning my boss.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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