He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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