i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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