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(301): View more from Maryland

My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's shedding

(1-912): View more from Georgia

I told you penises don't tan

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(512): View more from Texas

If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?

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(845): View more from New York

i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out

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(334): View more from Alabama

thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week

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(773): View more from Illinois

NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.

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(214): View more from Texas

Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night

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