But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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