: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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