At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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