is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Randomize
