Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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