weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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