just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You took a bar mat shot.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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