How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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