so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
