If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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