did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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