idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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