I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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