Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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