i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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