I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
