were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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