talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I am mentally ready for anal.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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