using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
your like the ambassador to my penis.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
