just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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